That's right, I have a blooooooggggg. Riiiiight.
Wait, so remind me how this works again? I write something, post it here and then you all read it? And comment? Well that sounds just fabulous! I should do that more often.
HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH! One of you should have reached out through the interwebs and slapped me! Or punched me! Or at least yelled threatening statements about unfollowing me or something...
So. Where have I been? Where have I been? Ah yes, it's all coming back to me now. Let's see...well, there was Thanksgiving. And then a few mind numbing bouts of random pains that sent me to the emergency room in a puddle that intermittently moaned and shouted, "Do something!" at passing doctors. Hmmm....and then what? Oh, then there was toast. Miles and miles of nothing but toast until the doctors figured out what was wrong with me. (An upside to this "diet"? Losing the last ten baby pounds pre-holidays....cha ching!) (I realize that last statement is all kids of messed up. However, it is also true.) Okay, so after the toast, you're thinking things can't get much worse, right? You would be wrong. Can you say "stomach flu"??????
'Cuz I can!
Rest assured that Mrs. Mimi is slowly but surely getting her (skinny!) (So messed up!) self back together again. Also, rest assured that future posts will not detail my gastrointestinal woes as this does not seem like true educational fodder. However, I felt you all deserved some sort of explanation for my absence.
Hope you are all enjoying the panic and mayhem that has become our holiday season, particularly for those of us working in schools.